last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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