Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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