last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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