Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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