Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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