Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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