So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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