Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Randomize
