Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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