I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
only if we run a train.
done.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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