So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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