She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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