just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm jealous of your bromance
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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