how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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