I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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