They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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