The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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