Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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