there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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