I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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