Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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