i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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