then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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