so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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