You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You can't just leave with hair like that
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
