seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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