They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just gift wrapped bread.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Randomize