but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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