plz talk dirty to me
Can Purell be used as lube?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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