Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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