My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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