she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I need to calm my uterus...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
