We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I accidentally had phone sex last night
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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