we're blogging at a bar
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
