We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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