She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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