She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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