remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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