Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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