I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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