Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I need water and some morals
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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