sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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