Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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