I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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