Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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