I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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