How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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