I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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