I think I just saw someone hide a body.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
whose ass print is on the piano?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
