Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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