He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize