How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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