Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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