We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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