i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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