nut hugger
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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