the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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