Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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